自然界异灵事件Alienz....

午觉时，我做了一个非常奇怪的梦。怪到来又很笨而龟龟听了后就忍不住哄堂大笑。趁我还对这怪梦记忆犹新时，快马加鞭的将此梦贴上来给大家瞧瞧。
When i was taking my nap this afternoon, I dream about a really weird and stupid dream. Even when I told Gui Gui about this dream, his laughed immediately. While I still remember about this dream i quickly post this dream up to share with you all....

话说回来，我的梦带我飘洋过海飞到中国去。我随着团队一起到一间挺诡异的建筑物去。建筑物外头挂着一个写着“自然界异灵事件博物馆”的牌子并且让人觉得阴森森的。走了进去，果真摆满了一大堆外星人及异灵的模型。然而，最显眼的还是中间那一个犹如真的一样的模型。梦境里的我看了不禁不寒而栗……在模型旁边摆放着此模型的简介。简介大略说明在中国的某一个角落，有人亲眼目睹到一个女人用着怪异的方法当下了一个怪婴。那女人的肚子突然开了一个血盆大嘴而里面站着一个女婴。下图大略讲解了那女人用多么怪异的方式产下一女。
My dream brought me to China.....I joined the tour and followed them to a weird building. Before i entered the building, i saw there was a name plate hanging outside the building with the name written in the plate as"Alienz Museum". When i entered the building, as what i thought, there were a lot of aliens' model been display in the museum. However, the most interesting model is the model which put in the middle of the meseum. The model is about a women who deliver her daugther by her stomache. The picture below show how the baby been delivered...














让我哭笑不得的事，女人嘶叫好一会儿后，婴儿还是不肯出来，结果女人忍无可忍破口大骂一声“死小孩！你给我出来！！！”结果，婴儿“碰”一声，就那么轻而易举的跳了出来……女婴跳了出来后，还蹦蹦跳跳的到处跑，到处钻，活泼的很！！！
就这样，我从梦中醒过来了……
After a while the women screamed in pain, the baby still don't want to come out. In the end, the woman cannot stand the pain and shouted "Bad Baby! You quickly come out!!" Then, the baby suddenly jump out from the stomache..After jumping out from stomache, the baby running here nad there actively!
Then....my dream ended here..........

搭飞机记A Trip by a Plane

突然，我就发现我在飞机场内。印象中，我们要去某个地方。机场内有好几种飞机停在那。有副克，737，更夸张的，还有迷你737！！以下的图片是737和迷你737里面的座位之分别。
Suddenly, I found myself appear at the airport. In my memory, we wanted to go to some place. There were few kinds of aeroplanes on the airport runway. Fokker, 737 and even mini 737! Picture below shows what is the difference for the seats between 737 & mini 737.






















最后，我们还是选择乘搭迷你737 （基本上，他差不多副克那么大架）。屁股才刚沾到椅子，飞机就突然间起飞！还不止这样！机舱上的门还统统都没有关！！
In the end, we selected mini 737 (Basically, the size of mini 737 is similar to a Fokker). When i just sit down on the seat, the aeroplane suddenly depart from the runway! The doors on the plane even not yet shut down when the aeroplane departed!

由于飞机已经起飞，飞机师只能够遥控关上内门，剩下的门都要手控关上。飞机师说，他只能做到关上内门，因为他是摇篮班等级的飞机师。(不知道为什么，在这里摇篮这两个字突然变成初学者的意思)。飞机师还叫大伙别理其他的门了因为再过五分钟就要抵达目的地了。果然，五分钟后，大伙们就看到陆地了！印象中，这。。就是Swinburne啊。。。(当然和现实中古晋的Swinburne长得不同,别问我为什么。)以下图就是我们的目的地。
Due to the plane already on the air, the pilot only manage to shut down the inner door as it was automatic door. Other door were not able to shut down as they need to shut down manually. The pilot told us this is the best effort he can do as he was a Lullaby Standard Pilot. (I have no idea why the word Lullaby here mean NOOB in my dream) The Pilot even asked us don't care about the doors as we will arrive 5 minutes later and he was correct. We saw the land 5 minutes after the incident! In my memory... our destination was Swinburne (Of course it looks different as the real Swinburne, Kuching..Don't ask me why..I have no idea as well). Picture below shows how our destination looks like.
















飞机就是在这个又短，又旧的跑道下降。。然后，他的下降方式真的很囧
The plane landed on the short & Old Run away...and the way the plan landed really really weird....







这。。。就是我又笨又怪的梦
This .... is my weird and stupid dream....

撞鬼记 Ghost Experience...

某天，我和友人到一个古老的小镇去玩。真的是个好古老，有着远久历史的小镇呀。。。
古老的商店，小小的街道，寥寥无几的人在街上游荡着。
和友人逛逛后，结果就决定了回去我们露宿的旅店。
然而，我真的是太幸运了。就在快要抵达旅店时，天上降下了一滴黄金，就那么准掉在我的头上。好样的！死小鸟！
I went to a small old town with some of my friends. It's really a old town with some history behind it. Old shop houses, small path, and only few peoples walk on the street. After paid a short visit to the small town, we decided to go back to our Motel. When we almost reached our motel, suddenly a drop of shit (yeah...is a drop of shit.....) dropped on my head. How lucky I was!

怒气冲冲的我和友人便匆匆回去我们的旅店里。到了旅店，我们各自回去我们自己的房间。以下是我们房间的分布图。我先解释下，那中间那间并不是房间，而是我那对夫妻同学的房间以及我的房间之间的走廊。旅店就只有摆下两张单人床，然后出租给旅客。

With the anger mood, friends and I rushed back to the motel. We directly go back to our own room after reach the motel. Below is the map of our rooms. I explain a little bit about this map. The room in the middle, actually it is not a room. It is just a corridor in between of my room & the classmate couple's room. The motel just put two single beds at the corridor there and rent it out.

奇怪的是，当我和妹(不晓得为什么我妹突然跑出来)一踏入房间，我们就感觉到阴风阵阵。也不知道为什么，就是有股毛毛的感觉。姐妹俩都觉得有点怕怕的，所以就硬拉我的同学(就是那个住在走廊的那个同学)来陪伴。同学并不是很愿意，即使我们恐吓他说，半夜时在走廊会突然有脚步声，可是并没有人走上来。最后，同学妥协了。可是，当他一进入我们的房间，就立刻把我们的双人床抢过来，并且还把我妹一脚踢下床，好过份哦。。。他给我们的原因是，那张单人床感觉很毛毛的，因为面向着那一大片窗，而且窗外就是一大片树林，以及古老的店屋。没办法，我们俩只得把那张床移到双人床旁边去，而且把窗帘拉上。
Sis & I had a weird feeling on the room at the moment we step into our room (I have no idea why suddenly my sis Pop out). The room is clean and big but both of us had the scary feeling on it. That's why in the end we offered my classmate (The one sleep at the corridor) to sleep in our room as we had an extra single bed in our room. My classmate do not want to take our offer at first even though we scared him by telling him that he will hear the footstep in the middle of night without seeing anyone dropped by. However, my classmate took my offer in the end. When he entered our room, he quickly grabbed the Queen size bed and kicked my sister away from the Queen size bed. He told us the reason for not using the single bed as well. He said he don't dare to sleep on the single bed as the single bed was facing to the big window (Outside window are the forest & the old shop houses). So, sis and I had no choice. We moved the single bed to the left side of the queen bed and we also put down the curtain.

当我们搞定床之后,姐妹俩就飞奔到房里的厕所,打算梳洗后准备睡觉。哪知，我们被眼前的冲凉房吓到！拜托，这是哪门子的冲凉房，我说是5星级的冲凉房也不过份。我给你们看看冲凉房的平面图，你们就不会觉得我夸大其词了。
After we settled our bed, sis & I quickly went to toilet and plan to sleep after we took our bath and brush our teeth. Well, we were actually SHOCKED when we saw the bathroom. My Gosh!! What kind of bathroom is it?!? IF i said, this is a 5 star public bathroom, I guess everybody will agree with me. Let you see the plan of the bathroom, then you will believe what I am talking about.











好奇怪的冲凉房。我觉得应该是旅店装修后，把这间公共厕所改造成这间房间独自的冲凉房吧。。。。不管那么多，还是快快梳洗好去睡觉。可是，我突然发现，在镜子里的我竟然自己行动！跑向那些厕所那里去。我拼命叫镜子里的我回来，甚至随手拿起冰块丢向厕所的方向，可是，它就是不要回来。妹和我都很害怕。等不及穿上衣服，我们俩就赤裸裸奔向我那对夫妻同学的房间。
What's a weird Bathroom. I guess it should be the public toilet before the renovation. Anyway, I didn't want to care so much about the toilet. What I wanted to do is quickly finished my bath and go to sleep. But...but..suddenly I found out my reflection in the mirror walked away by itself! It ran towards to the toilets. I keep on screaming & yelling on my reflection to come back. I even grabbed the ice cube and throw towards to my reflection, but my reflection just don't want to come back! Both of us felt very scared! Without thinking, sis & I rushed out from the bathroom naked and ran to the couple's room.

抵达夫妻同学的房间时，突然之间一段在这栋建筑物里，曾经被恶灵侵入过的片断出现在我的脑袋里头。房客受到恶灵攻击的尖叫声以及驱魔师在这里驱魔的景象不断的涌入到我的脑袋瓜里。
When we reached the couple's room, suddenly the story of this motel been attacked by the evil spirit strike in my mind. I can hear the screaming of the people and the scene of "bomoh" chasing away the evil spirit clearly showed in my mind!

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就这样，我被吓醒了。对于这一场梦，我的记忆非常的尤新。。。完全没有忘记梦里的情景即使已经过了24小时。
I was awaken suddenly from my dream yesterday night. It was so scary for me..especially the reflection and the scene of the evil spirit attacking people....Till now, the memory on this dream still very fresh. I totally remembered the whole story of this dream even already more than 24 hrs!

无厘头的怪兽梦

有怪兽有怪兽有怪兽缠着我，有怪兽大怪兽丑怪兽粘着我。。。。
突然不知道我的脑袋怎么突然无端端做起怪兽梦。。。。

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不知道为什么无缘无故，一只很大只得怪兽出现在城市里头大肆破坏！
可怜的路人甲乙丙丁都被踩到像pancake那样扁..城市里头乱成一团！
世界末日到了。。真的到了。。
怪兽突然冲向远方那两栋豪华公寓发狂似的敲打两栋的公寓。
公寓摇摇欲坠，好几次都差点儿倒塌。
里头的住客纷纷逃离公寓，可是，问题出在，整个地区都停电！
围绕着公寓的是一道墙，还有一道自动门让大家进出。停电的因素导致自动门不能开。
怪怪。。通常自动门有把备用钥匙。要是停电时，可以派上用场。
可是，这道门也是有够奇怪！没有哦！结果，里头的住客纷纷争先恐后的爬过这道门。然后怪兽继续砸两栋大楼。(=.=llll)
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我，龟龟和其他人在公寓外目睹那场情景。我们的旁边有一小队自称“怪兽程式与侦查小组”的人。龟龟和我以及另一个有人决定要加入这小组。结果，他们叫我们签上一份敢死队以及卖身契约，说签了后会有变化的。于是，我们就这样加入怪兽程式与侦查小组了。。。
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月台上,一辆轻快铁就快要开了。我们在自动售票机钱放入5元钞票 (2.2元就够了).结果，售票机吐回我们100元大钞。莫名其妙。。可是，不拿白不拿，所以，赚到了！结果，我们还是没有坐上那班轻快铁。
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在厕所外，听到了一些从厕所里出来的人们有着怪怪的表情。百思不解到底发生了什么事。结果，人有三级，所以我们两也进去厕所里解脱。我被吓坏了！我解放出来的尿竟然尾随着一块一块的东西跌入马桶里！听说，这是一种叫做“崩”的东西。还有，龟龟也竟然大吐特吐。。吐出醋来！然后，我们两个的身体渐渐的有了变化。我身上的毛发越变越长，颜色越变越淡。。而龟龟也开始变成了不知道什么东西出来（我忘了。。。。)。。我突然想起，我们签了卖身契，难怪他们说，签了后有变化，原来是只这样的。
我的理智越来越远离我。我最后变成了一只毛茸茸的白狮子王!然后，我抓狂了！我和龟龟竟然对打起来！我给他一记左勾拳，他给我一记飞天踢！最后，我还是敌不过他。。我输了。。
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就这样，突然间迷迷糊糊间，有人问我话，我的回答是："我是狮子王!!wow.wow ..wow (大孔声）

未婚生子Have baby before getting married?!?

我很会做梦。不是白日梦啦。。真的是晚上睡觉时做的梦。有时候怪到不能再怪的梦。。昨晚就做到了一场怪梦。。所以，我决定把我的怪梦记录下来。。写成短篇怪梦记。
****************梦的开端****************
我的敲定于婚礼是在明年一月多。。从2月多开始，我和老公就开始筹备我们的婚事了。六月份的某一天，突然身体觉得不适。于是，本姑娘就匆匆忙忙去看医生。。
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晴天霹雳，我的脑袋嗡嗡叫。。我刚去了诊所，拿回了报告。医生看到我，第一句话就说，恭喜了！我看了报告。。看了一遍，两遍..三遍....没有错。我怀孕了。宝宝已经三个月大。可是！没道理啊！我的经期前三个月依旧准时来到，而且，本姑娘还是大姑娘一个？如何受孕啊？？难道我是圣母玛丽亚吗？？真的好奇怪。。没有理由的突然间怀孕。
****************十二月尾****************
孩子出生了。性别：不详。孩子的身体好小好小。可是，头却很大。一个字好形容， “怪”。

然后，我就从梦中惊醒了。。。。。。。

I dream a lot. Not the type of day dreaming that you thought, but the dreams which most people usually have when they are asleep. Sometimes they are extraordinarily weird. For instant, I just had one last night! Therefore I decided to start a new topic which I am going to write about all the weid dreams that I can remember. I will start the topic with the dream I had last night.

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Both of us decided to get married in January next year. We started our wedding preparation since February. One day in June, I suddenly felt very ill. Therefore I decided to go to the clinic for a medical checkup.

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Unbelievable! I received the medical report. The first thing the doctor said to me was "congratulations!". I looked at the report again. ..Once..Twice..Thrice...It showed that I was pregnant! The baby already three months old! Nonsense! I had my menses for the past three months! Besides, how can I get pregnant while I am still a virgin?! Am I Mother Mary?!!??! Really really unbelievable….

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The baby was born. Sex : Unknown. The body of the baby was sooo small but the head was big! I could only use a word to describe the baby and that's “WEIRD"!

Then, I woke up from my dream.



回想起来，我突然记得那孩子的长相了。。。(各位，请放大来看看图片吧)
I suddenly recalled how the baby looked like... (Please click to enlarge the pic)