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前天，在打羽球完后拜祭我们的五脏庙时，大伙们闲聊了一阵子。聊着聊着，突然间丸子说“好久都没有什么大便了！”。当下。。。。大伙们瞪大眼睛看着丸子！原来，丸子是说，好久都没有什么大片了，而不是大便。。呵呵。。歹势歹势。。。
Two days ago, we went for dinner after the badminton. Suddenly, Bak Yi pop out with a sentence which shock us off...he said "Long time don't have Da Bian (Shit).." Immediately, everybody staring at him due to hear some alienz words...... Hehe..actually, what Bak Yi tried to say was "Long time don't have Da Pian (Big Movie)"..but, everybody heard it wrongly~~ hehe..paiseh paiseh.

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经过一番讨论后，决定去看The Dark Knight. 结果，一下班就匆匆忙忙去赶7.15pm那一场。看戏之前，当然少不了吃晚餐。于是，我们去亚答街里的一间老店吃鸡饭。结果，发现了一段我们相当囧的对话:
After the discussion, we decided watch The Dark Knight at Star Cineplex. So, right after working hour, all of us rush for the movie which schedule at 7.15pm. Before watching the movie, we went for our dinner at old chicken rice shop at Atap Street....ok..here I found a conversation which make me speechless....

龟龟 ：“给我一罐100号”
(Gui Gui : "Give me 100 plus")
侍应小姐 ：“没有100号哦，有7up Revive”
(Waitress : "We don't have 100 plus, but we have 7up Revive")
龟龟 ：“那么给我一罐Cola”
(Gui Gui : "Then give me Cola")
侍应小姐 ：“没有Cola哦，有Pepsi”
(Waitress : "We don't have Cola, but we have Pepsi")
丸子 ：“给我一罐Green Tea”
(Bak Yi : "Give me a can of Green Tea")
侍应小姐 ：“没有Green Tea哦，有Lipton Green Tea”
(Waitress : "We don't have Green Tea, but we have Lipton Green Tea")

Orz.....