我的龟龟，生日快乐Happy Birthday to my Gui Gui

第五年了，这是我和你度过的第五个生日。从第一次的半夜三更大食会，到现在静悄悄的庆祝，好像好大的不同了。。难道这是所谓的老夫老妻咩？！？！我不要。。。。我们都还没有结婚叻！！T_T
不过，怎样都好，我会陪你度过你以后每一个的生日。。只要你不觉得厌烦就好。。呵呵
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这里有段小小的生活趣事:
(Here is a small story happened on me...)

地点 ：云南园 时间：早餐时间大约九点多
(Location : Yun Nam Cafe Time : Breakfast around 9am++)

我 ：这里的Popia换人做之后不知道好不好吃，试试看一下.呃..不错吃哟，有个特别 的味道,不晓得什么味道
(Me : After change tauke for the popia stall, donno how the popia taste like..Lemme try..hmm....Not bad, popia here taste kinda special, don't know what recipe make it taste special)

龟龟 ：我知道！花生的味道！要不然，菜的味道！
(Gui Gui : I know! Taste of the peanuts! or the vegetables)

我 ：......我也知道嘛！
(Me : ......I know already la......)

表弟 ：是POPIA的味道!!!
(Cousin : Taste like a POPIA!!!)

我，龟龟 ：....................
(Gui & Me : ..........................)

24.07.08 婚纱摄影24.07.08 Pre-Wedding PhotoShoot

终于。。期待已久的婚纱摄影终于到来。之前左担心，又担心。又怕天气不好，身体状况不好。结果，真正这天的到来，七早八早，龟龟说凌晨五点多，外面有下着雨。可是，当闹钟在6点吵醒我时，雨已经停了。结果，醒来后，我就睡不着了，开始紧张，以及非常的兴奋。
Finally, it's the day to take my pre-wedding photo. Before that, i keep on worried about the weather and also our health condition. On the actual day, Gui Gui told me that it was raining around 5am++. When the alarm rang me up at 6am, the rain stopped already. However, i cannot sleep after i wake up.. Too nervous and..excited!

化妆小姐-Angel就叫我去换我出外景的婚纱。和我本来预定那间不同 (本来是我的鱼装 - 其实称为蛋糕装)。小姐告诉我，摄影师-Patrick在我来之前看过我的婚纱，觉得现在这件比较合适出外景。可以说是我有史以来穿过最性感的一套衣服哦。换好了后，我就下楼化妆去。Angel费了一番功夫化我的眼睛，因为我有大小眼。结果，化好我的眼睛后，望着镜子里那张脸，我死命的眨眼，怀疑是不是像我的梦里一样，我的倒影跑掉了，换来了一个不知道是谁的倒影跑出来。Angel以为她把我的眼睛弄得很不舒服，害得我一直眨眼。。。。。
9:50am, we reached our studio 10 minutes earlier than our appointment. My make up artist - Angel brought me to change my outdoor wedding gown right after i reached the studio. The outdoor wedding gown different with the initial wedding gown which we planned to wear during my outdoor (My fish gown which actually know as layer cake gown). Angel told me that my photographer - Patrick had looked at my gowns before I reached. He think that the wedding gown which I will wear during outdoor shoot is better than the Fish Gown for Outdoor photo shoot. Honestly, this is the sexiest cloth I ever wear before =P. After changing my gown, I went downstairs for make up. Angel spent a lot of time on my eyes as I have uneven size eye (known it as "big small eye"). After my eyes done, I stared at the mirror and my eyes keep on blinking. I can't believe that was me! I am wondering if the reflection in the mirror ran away without my notice and different reflection sat in front of me just like my dream! The eyes blinked too much until Angel thought she make my eyes feel uncomfortable.

十一点十分,终于打扮美美了.准备出发！！感谢主，天气很好，不会太热，可是天晴。先卖个关子我们要去那里照相吧。。虽然我觉得有些人还是会认得出我们在哪里拍。呵呵。其实，出外景很好玩哦。虽然一下子我就觉得有点累了。。可是，真的很好玩，很有趣。。现在回想起来，我还真的有点miss出外景呢！真想时间倒回。。。。。
My make up was done at 11:10am and ready for our Outdoor shoot. Thanks God, the weather was very good. The weather was not too hot, but is a nice sunny day. I don't want to tell all of you that where i took the picture first ^^..Let's all of you to guess for it..although I think some of you may recognize the place ^^. Actually, outdoor photo shoot is really interesting although i felt tired very fast. Now, i really miss the outdoor photo shoot...If time can be reversed........

三个小时候，差不多将近下午两点左右，我们终于结束了我们的外景然后回到相馆。由于早上下了场雨，地上有点儿湿。婚纱的群角都染上褐色的泥。换了另一件婚纱，扒了几口饭后，Angel就开始帮我改另一个造型了。在Studio里比较轻松倒是真的，可是没有比出外景好玩。我还是喜欢出外景。
3 hours later around 2pm, our outdoor shooting was done and we was ready to return to our studio. Due to it was raining at the early morning, the floor was wet. My gown turned kinda dirty after the photo shoot. After changed another gown and had our lunch, Angel started to change my second look. It was more relax to take picture in Studio but not as interesting as outdoor photo shoot. I still prefer outdoor honestly.

六点多，终于拍摄完毕！收工回家咯！和Patrick约在拜六早上十点半挑婚纱照(我在想他们是不是怕约在十点的话，我们又在店还没有开时就到。顺带一提，Wedding Touch是十点开店)。回到家，我费了好大的一番力气才把我脸上那层顽固的妆卸掉。还有还有，我的发型。。。不知道我用了多少conditioner才把头发还原。
Around 6pm, finally the photo session was done! It's time to go back! We made an appointment with Patrick to pick our wedding photo at coming Saturday 10.30am(I am wondering if they are afraid of me reach earlier if they have the appointment with me at 10am. For your information, Wedding Touch only start their business at 10am). I spent a lots of time to clean the thick layer of the make up on my face at home. Besides, I am wondering how much conditioner had I used to make my hair back to normal.

好兴奋哟！！ Very excited!!

好快！从打算结婚的那天起，到今天，算算也有7个月多了。一直以来，非常之好奇，当我披上婚纱，然后脸上涂上厚厚一层可以撞死苍蝇的妆的我会是怎么样的。妖艳？清纯又可爱，还是美若天仙？（哈哈。。。这么不要脸的称赞自己，我看是脸皮厚撞死苍蝇。。。）不过呢,一切一切的幻想都是假的，明天就会知道我会被他们化成怎样的一个人咯。。怎样都好，不要变成丑八怪，我会哭死的。
Time Flies. Now already entering the 7th months from the moment we decided to get married. All the while, I am very anxious of, how will I look like when I wear my wedding gown and apply the super duper thick make up which going to cause the flies die while they crash on my face. Will I look sexy? Cute? or as pretty as the angel? (hahaha.. face so thick! praising myself here! I think the main reason flies die due to crash on my thick face!) However, imagination is imagination. What the actual result will turn out, nobody knows. I am really wondering.. As long as not transforms me into an Ugly duckling, any style is ok for me ^^.

别误会。我并不是明天要结婚了。。只是拍婚纱照罢了。嘿嘿。今晚回家，要把我的脸磨一磨，最好把脸上的炕炕洞洞都磨平，然后再敷一敷面膜，让脸水水，外加亮丽。呵呵呵呵。每个人都叫我，今晚过了8点过后千万不可以喝水，要不然明天我会有眼袋出现在我的眼睛。好，我就把它做个十足十,明天美美的去Studio照相。不过，现在还真的是万事俱备，只欠东风。希望明天会是一个漂亮的晴天！那就最好不过了！
Nonono....Am not going to get married tomorrow. Only prepare to have my Pre-Wedding Photography tomorrow. Hehe..So, tonight when reach home, am going to buffer and scrub my face. If can, scrub my face until all those holes and pimples gone....that's will be the best ^^. After scrubbing & buffering, I will apply hydrating mask on my face so that my face will turns brighter and smoother tomorrow. Everyone reminds me not to drink water after 8pm tonight or else I will have eye bag tomorrow morning. Ok, i will follow all the "rules" and becomes a prettiest bride-to-be at studio tomorrow ^^. However, everything are ready except, the weather tomorrow. Hopefully the weather will be nice tomorrow! Then everything will be perfect!

撞鬼记 Ghost Experience...

某天，我和友人到一个古老的小镇去玩。真的是个好古老，有着远久历史的小镇呀。。。
古老的商店，小小的街道，寥寥无几的人在街上游荡着。
和友人逛逛后，结果就决定了回去我们露宿的旅店。
然而，我真的是太幸运了。就在快要抵达旅店时，天上降下了一滴黄金，就那么准掉在我的头上。好样的！死小鸟！
I went to a small old town with some of my friends. It's really a old town with some history behind it. Old shop houses, small path, and only few peoples walk on the street. After paid a short visit to the small town, we decided to go back to our Motel. When we almost reached our motel, suddenly a drop of shit (yeah...is a drop of shit.....) dropped on my head. How lucky I was!

怒气冲冲的我和友人便匆匆回去我们的旅店里。到了旅店，我们各自回去我们自己的房间。以下是我们房间的分布图。我先解释下，那中间那间并不是房间，而是我那对夫妻同学的房间以及我的房间之间的走廊。旅店就只有摆下两张单人床，然后出租给旅客。

With the anger mood, friends and I rushed back to the motel. We directly go back to our own room after reach the motel. Below is the map of our rooms. I explain a little bit about this map. The room in the middle, actually it is not a room. It is just a corridor in between of my room & the classmate couple's room. The motel just put two single beds at the corridor there and rent it out.

奇怪的是，当我和妹(不晓得为什么我妹突然跑出来)一踏入房间，我们就感觉到阴风阵阵。也不知道为什么，就是有股毛毛的感觉。姐妹俩都觉得有点怕怕的，所以就硬拉我的同学(就是那个住在走廊的那个同学)来陪伴。同学并不是很愿意，即使我们恐吓他说，半夜时在走廊会突然有脚步声，可是并没有人走上来。最后，同学妥协了。可是，当他一进入我们的房间，就立刻把我们的双人床抢过来，并且还把我妹一脚踢下床，好过份哦。。。他给我们的原因是，那张单人床感觉很毛毛的，因为面向着那一大片窗，而且窗外就是一大片树林，以及古老的店屋。没办法，我们俩只得把那张床移到双人床旁边去，而且把窗帘拉上。
Sis & I had a weird feeling on the room at the moment we step into our room (I have no idea why suddenly my sis Pop out). The room is clean and big but both of us had the scary feeling on it. That's why in the end we offered my classmate (The one sleep at the corridor) to sleep in our room as we had an extra single bed in our room. My classmate do not want to take our offer at first even though we scared him by telling him that he will hear the footstep in the middle of night without seeing anyone dropped by. However, my classmate took my offer in the end. When he entered our room, he quickly grabbed the Queen size bed and kicked my sister away from the Queen size bed. He told us the reason for not using the single bed as well. He said he don't dare to sleep on the single bed as the single bed was facing to the big window (Outside window are the forest & the old shop houses). So, sis and I had no choice. We moved the single bed to the left side of the queen bed and we also put down the curtain.

当我们搞定床之后,姐妹俩就飞奔到房里的厕所,打算梳洗后准备睡觉。哪知，我们被眼前的冲凉房吓到！拜托，这是哪门子的冲凉房，我说是5星级的冲凉房也不过份。我给你们看看冲凉房的平面图，你们就不会觉得我夸大其词了。
After we settled our bed, sis & I quickly went to toilet and plan to sleep after we took our bath and brush our teeth. Well, we were actually SHOCKED when we saw the bathroom. My Gosh!! What kind of bathroom is it?!? IF i said, this is a 5 star public bathroom, I guess everybody will agree with me. Let you see the plan of the bathroom, then you will believe what I am talking about.











好奇怪的冲凉房。我觉得应该是旅店装修后，把这间公共厕所改造成这间房间独自的冲凉房吧。。。。不管那么多，还是快快梳洗好去睡觉。可是，我突然发现，在镜子里的我竟然自己行动！跑向那些厕所那里去。我拼命叫镜子里的我回来，甚至随手拿起冰块丢向厕所的方向，可是，它就是不要回来。妹和我都很害怕。等不及穿上衣服，我们俩就赤裸裸奔向我那对夫妻同学的房间。
What's a weird Bathroom. I guess it should be the public toilet before the renovation. Anyway, I didn't want to care so much about the toilet. What I wanted to do is quickly finished my bath and go to sleep. But...but..suddenly I found out my reflection in the mirror walked away by itself! It ran towards to the toilets. I keep on screaming & yelling on my reflection to come back. I even grabbed the ice cube and throw towards to my reflection, but my reflection just don't want to come back! Both of us felt very scared! Without thinking, sis & I rushed out from the bathroom naked and ran to the couple's room.

抵达夫妻同学的房间时，突然之间一段在这栋建筑物里，曾经被恶灵侵入过的片断出现在我的脑袋里头。房客受到恶灵攻击的尖叫声以及驱魔师在这里驱魔的景象不断的涌入到我的脑袋瓜里。
When we reached the couple's room, suddenly the story of this motel been attacked by the evil spirit strike in my mind. I can hear the screaming of the people and the scene of "bomoh" chasing away the evil spirit clearly showed in my mind!

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就这样，我被吓醒了。对于这一场梦，我的记忆非常的尤新。。。完全没有忘记梦里的情景即使已经过了24小时。
I was awaken suddenly from my dream yesterday night. It was so scary for me..especially the reflection and the scene of the evil spirit attacking people....Till now, the memory on this dream still very fresh. I totally remembered the whole story of this dream even already more than 24 hrs!

午夜凶铃The Ring

大多数的人都知道午夜凶铃这部日本恐怖片对不对？会怕吗？？
别怕别怕， 现在就告诉大家预防贞子的妙计~还真的有科学根据的噢！~

01. 等贞子爬到一半时，呵呵^^赶快把电视的插头拔掉~这样她就会卡在中间。
02. 在电视机上贴上胶纸，但千万不能贴满噢！好戏在后头~贞子的头发~哈！哈！哈！
03. 把电视机面向墙壁，隔天贞子的头就会长包包噢~
04. 把电视机放在高处~让她摔死！(最毒妇人心~)
05. 在电视机前放一面镜子，让贞子被自己吓昏~
06. 买一台12寸的电视，贞子挤出来时已变小了，然后乘机用拖鞋把她打扁~
07. 在电视机的对面放另台电视，这样笨笨的贞子又会糊涂地爬回去~
08. 等她爬出来时，给她那卷录音带，七天之后，她会受到自己的念力而死。
09. 就在贞子快要出来时，倒带、快转，又倒带、快转......贞子会一直跑来跑去。
10. 把自己的头发遮住自己的脸，和她斗恐怖，吓跑她~
11. 放另一台电视机在前面，播放“株罗纪公园”，看是恐龙厉害还是贞子.

*谢谢珉葳提供的资料

I think most of you watch the movie The Ring, the remake of the 1998 Japanese horror film, Ring (also know as Ringu). Afraid or not after watching this film? Don't scare...Hereby I teach you all how to prevent Samara (known as Zhen Zi in Japanese film)~Scientific prove ya!!

01. When Samara crawl half way out, hehe, quickly remove the plug. Then, she will stuck at the middle there..
02. Stick the cello tape on your television set. However, don't cover the whole screen. .then, you will see what happened to Samara's hair.......
03. Face your TV set to the wall. Samara will have bruise on her head!
04. Place your TV set away from the floor, let Samara drops down and die!!! hehehe
05. Put a mirror in front of your TV set, let Samara scare herself until fainted.
06. Purchase a 12" TV, Samara will transform become small Samara and squeeze out from TV. Then, quickly use your slipper to hit her~
07. Place another TV set just right in front of the TV set. Then, stupid Samara will climb back into another TV set.....
08. When she climb out, let her see that video tape herself. 7 days laters, she will die because of her own curse.....
09. When Samara almost climb out, forward, then rewind, and forward and then rewind again the tape........Samara will keep herself busy running here and there...
10. Cover your own face with your long hair, challenge with her who is more horror...Scare her away...
11. Place another TV set in front of the original TV set, play the Jurassic Park, then see who's your daddy

* Thanks Ming Wee for your article ^^

无厘头的怪兽梦

有怪兽有怪兽有怪兽缠着我，有怪兽大怪兽丑怪兽粘着我。。。。
突然不知道我的脑袋怎么突然无端端做起怪兽梦。。。。

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不知道为什么无缘无故，一只很大只得怪兽出现在城市里头大肆破坏！
可怜的路人甲乙丙丁都被踩到像pancake那样扁..城市里头乱成一团！
世界末日到了。。真的到了。。
怪兽突然冲向远方那两栋豪华公寓发狂似的敲打两栋的公寓。
公寓摇摇欲坠，好几次都差点儿倒塌。
里头的住客纷纷逃离公寓，可是，问题出在，整个地区都停电！
围绕着公寓的是一道墙，还有一道自动门让大家进出。停电的因素导致自动门不能开。
怪怪。。通常自动门有把备用钥匙。要是停电时，可以派上用场。
可是，这道门也是有够奇怪！没有哦！结果，里头的住客纷纷争先恐后的爬过这道门。然后怪兽继续砸两栋大楼。(=.=llll)
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我，龟龟和其他人在公寓外目睹那场情景。我们的旁边有一小队自称“怪兽程式与侦查小组”的人。龟龟和我以及另一个有人决定要加入这小组。结果，他们叫我们签上一份敢死队以及卖身契约，说签了后会有变化的。于是，我们就这样加入怪兽程式与侦查小组了。。。
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月台上,一辆轻快铁就快要开了。我们在自动售票机钱放入5元钞票 (2.2元就够了).结果，售票机吐回我们100元大钞。莫名其妙。。可是，不拿白不拿，所以，赚到了！结果，我们还是没有坐上那班轻快铁。
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在厕所外，听到了一些从厕所里出来的人们有着怪怪的表情。百思不解到底发生了什么事。结果，人有三级，所以我们两也进去厕所里解脱。我被吓坏了！我解放出来的尿竟然尾随着一块一块的东西跌入马桶里！听说，这是一种叫做“崩”的东西。还有，龟龟也竟然大吐特吐。。吐出醋来！然后，我们两个的身体渐渐的有了变化。我身上的毛发越变越长，颜色越变越淡。。而龟龟也开始变成了不知道什么东西出来（我忘了。。。。)。。我突然想起，我们签了卖身契，难怪他们说，签了后有变化，原来是只这样的。
我的理智越来越远离我。我最后变成了一只毛茸茸的白狮子王!然后，我抓狂了！我和龟龟竟然对打起来！我给他一记左勾拳，他给我一记飞天踢！最后，我还是敌不过他。。我输了。。
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就这样，突然间迷迷糊糊间，有人问我话，我的回答是："我是狮子王!!wow.wow ..wow (大孔声）

真的好累..Tired....

最近，楼上的房间开始做装修了。。更详细点的说法应该是，楼上房间的天花板吧。
是好一阵子前，隔壁家修屋顶时，工人没有修好而影响到我们家的天花板的。。

原本以为，只是花一，两个晚上就可以还原。是一，两个晚上没有错，可是这一，两个晚上是用来把我们房间里头的东西搬到另一间房间。我的天，还真的是好多东西。。。累死我们两个了。。。。

其实，不只我们俩累坏而已，龟龟的父母其实更累因他们花了整天时间监督以及善后。。总之，大家都累坏了。。现在大家只希望一件事就是。。。快点修好。。我们都要休息。。XD

The renovation at gui gui's house finally started. To be more specific, the renovation is focus on the ceiling only. Previously, the next door had their renovation on the roof. The workers did not have their work done perfectly and it was affected the ceilings of our house.

Initially, we estimated everything will done within one or two days. Yeah....correct..one or two days. However, instead of everything has been done, the one or two days is referring to move & clear the stuffs from our room to another room. My Gosh...there is lotz of stuff in gui gui's room..so tiring....

Actually, not only both of us exhausted, so did gui gui's parents also. They might be even more tired than us as they spend whole day monitored the workers and do the cleaning. So, everybody is tired. Now, we only hope that the renovation will end soon. All of us need to have a good rest.

你的两粒才是小的！

某日，一位小姐去買肉圓。
小姐：『老闆，我要兩個小的帶走！』
由於生意好，過了一會兒，老闆怕忙中有錯。
於是在下鍋前問：『小姐，妳那兩粒是小的嗎？』
該小姐臉一紅，恨恨地回了一句：『老闆，你那兩粒才是小的！』

后记:
事后,我就一直在想,肉圆是什么.结果在以下的网页找到。。。
http://blog.pixnet.net/bonnie8nz/post/13998014